John Wayne Picture Game #178

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  • Who's quote was the funniest for game #177? 7

    1. brick (0) 0%
    2. Big Duke (1) 14%
    3. arthurarnell (2) 29%
    4. Tbone (1) 14%
    5. dukefan1 (3) 43%

    Hello Gang!



    Don't forget to vote on the last game. It's easy, just click on this link, http://www.dukewayne.com/showthread.php?t=4449 ,and chose a winner. Then, come back and vote!



    The winner of game #176 is...


    Tbone :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: :thumbs_up: Great line!



    Now. on to the next game. Take a look at the picture below and post a funny comment. Have fun with it!


    "I couldn't go to sleep at night if the director didn't call 'cut'. "

  • Harry Carey, Sr.: "Look Duke, it's not what it looks like! She was just giving me the, uh, uh, Heimlich maneuver!"


    Duke: "From the front?"


    Harry Carey, Sr.: "Well, she's, uh, dyslexic, yeah, that's it!"

    "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them" It may be time worn, but it's the best life-creed I know.

  • Duke: "Harry, I really appreciate all you've taught me about acting, but that just looks like a strange way to hug the leading lady."

    Harry: "Well Duke, actually, uh I ..."

    Girl: "I couldn't help myself. Mr Carey will you marry me?"

    Duke: "Okay Harry, teach me everything you know. You got my attention!"

    Tbone



    "I have tried to live my life so that my family would love me and my friends respect me. The others can do whatever the hell they please."

  • Why the Gun son? I thought we shared everything, we do except you drank my last beer!

    Mister you better find yourself another line of work, cause this one sure DON"T fit your PISTOL!

  • Harry: Ok kid.. it's a trade! I'll keep the girl, and you keep the Winchester!

    JW : Sounds fair ta me pilgrim.

    That'll Be the Day!

  • Girl:Duke,quick get out of here!


    Duke: Why?


    Girl: He has the worst B.O. and I can't hold his arms down all day.


    Duke:Wow, you are right, and his breath ain't much better. Cya.