KANSAS GIRLS:
Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving
their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Colorado, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Kansas girl. He said that he told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, run the vacuum, do a
load of laundry, load the dishwasher, and go out and mow the lawn.
Look out boys.....