A Friendly Subject

Quote from Robbie

I'm sure everyone will laugh at this clip.

Somehow, I missed Robbie's post the first time around, so I clicked on it, and there was a pretty funny clip, but when I came back and read the comments following his post, I realized something must be amiss. When I went back to the page again, there was this message across the top of the page -

This video has been removed due to terms of use violation.

So what I watched was not Robbie's original link - looks like some trademark lawyer has been trying to discourage the use of John Wayne's image.

Bummer . . . but let's think positive, because after all, this is "A Friendly Subject".

Chester

A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store
because it was
too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to
print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles
won't fit
in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished
jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours
..... power
went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit
into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water
skiing......couldn't find a
lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other
swimmers
cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was
open.
September - The capital of California is
"C".....isn't
it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard
to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .....
"duh"......there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!

!!!

Baby Sis, that was too funny!

Chester and the Mrs.

I echo Jim and Sue,
Well posted Sis!!
I love a gal with a sense of humour!!

Too funny Baby Sister!

Thanks!

[FONT=&quot]The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?[/FONT]

Baby Sis - you come up with some gems!
Jim - go ahead and reserve that bed for me !
Cheers - Jay

Jim,

I have a real problem here and need real professional help!!
I chose the spoon, believing
I couldn't get the last bit of water out with a bucket!!!

HELP!!!!

Subject: Ole and Sven

Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He is in need of a new milk cow and
hears
about a nice one for sale over in Nordakota (that would be ' North
Dakota '
for you non-Scandahoovians out there). He drives to Nordakota, finds
the
farm and looks at the cow. Ole reaches under to see if she gives
milk.
When he grabs the teat and pulls... the cow farts. Ole is very
surprised.
He looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the
cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts
again.
Milk does come out however, so after some discussion with the cow's
current
owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.
When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and
says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought.
Pull her
teat, and see vat happens." Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and
the cow
farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "You bought dis here cow in
Nordakota,
didn't yah?"
Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip. Ole
replies,
"Yah, dat's right, but how you know dat?" Sven says, "My wife is
from
Nordakota."

The little Mrs. and I were in hawg heaven, reading all that purty stuff, Baby Sis!

Thankee kindly!

Chester

Thanks Jim, Sue and Baby Sis,
A good way to start the day!

George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now 'cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

ROFLMAO!

That's a riot Chester!

Thanks again, Jim, another good one!

Quote from Robbie

Chester

I loved that, that was good.

Thanks, Robbie, for starting this thread three years ago! It has been really fun!

Chester

Here's one the girls will like

yikes...I think I am already part bear!



Baby Sis