John Wayne Picture Game #114

On the count of three, we let e'm at each other, then step back and start taking bets from the crowd.

Say, Duke... you mind switching dates? Mine looks like someone shaved a dog's butt and made him walk backwards.

"Hey Duke. I forgot. I'm the astronaut and you're the fireman? Or is the other way around?"

Duke: "Ladies and gentlemen, usually at this time I embark on some lark of witticism to entertain and amuse you. Unfortunately, at this time I can't think of a d*%& thing to say."

Other Guy: "That's okay Duke. Everyone's entitled to a dry hole every now and then."

Girl on the right: Make sure that's as high as your wandering hands reach mister.

Remember Duke,If there is a sock on the doorknob.....

My god something smells here!! At first I thought is was because I happen to push on her stomach, like this. But now I think its that cheap cigar you are toting.....

Duke: My goodness. With a nose like that, how did you ever get a girl like that?

My friends a gentleman he will floss and brush b4 he kisses you

Hey you 2 it's the ole pull my finger trick. Her dress is also flame retardant. She's a fun date.