Hi folks
I'm not sure about this one:
A man is driving down a small country lane when suddenly his car stops. Getting out the man lifts the bonnet of the car up and after an examination can't find whats wrong. Suddenly he hears a voice. Look at your points" the man looks around but can only see a horse looking standing looking over the fence. Then he hears the voice again Look at your points. He checks and sure enough finds the problem.
driving on he comes to a pub and going in he orders a drink. While having the drink he tells the landlord what had happened, including the part that the only living thing around him had been the horse.
What colour was the horse, the land lord enquired.
Why White said the stranger.
You were very lucky sir, Normally there's a black horse standing there. And he doesn't know anything about engines.
Regards
Arthur