John Wayne Picture Game #30

Uhh, Duke... I think your hat just scratched itself! You sure that things dead?!

(Oliver Hardy): I tell you, Duke, we need to head West to California! I think we can really make some money out there!

OR

(Oliver Hardy): You know, Duke, we better not let any of those animals' rights folks catch us with these hats on!

Oliver- let me get this straight john, you don't like racoons, but you love your hat!

John- you are absolutely correct my wise friend.

Oliver: Okay, lets go through this once more. I said you could tag along with me to the dance. I said you could dress informal. But when I said you could bring someone special with you, by God I thought you meant a girl, not your blasted horse!

I told you Mr. Ed was a smart ass...

Olly-"Do you mean to tell me that if I walk instead of ride that horse, I will look like you in a week!!!"

Hardy:

Hey your not Laurel.

Here are the keys to the Horse.....

Hello all
"John Breen your not going to let those polecats steal our rights as Kentuckian citizens are you, why if my old hound dog had a face like most of these river men wear I would shave his rear and make him walk backwards!"